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Post#1 » Fri May 19, 2006 8:20 am

A Mafia Godfather and his attorney are meeting with an accountant who has embezzled money from the mob. The Godfather demands to know where it is.

The attorney interrupts, "Godfather, remember, this man is a deaf mute. But I know sign language." The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney says "He doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the accountant's head, and says, "Ask him again where the fookin money is!"

The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"

The attorney says "He claims you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."


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